Miami Police were called to a truly bizarre scene at Northwest Fifth Street and Fourth avenue Tuesday night: a 6-foot nurse shark in the middle of the road.
Told you so. It’s just a matter of time before they’re walking upright and biting people in half in the street.
EDIT: Apparently this shark knew how to use public transportation.
Why do i live here?
Only in Florida, people.
- stupid people, nurse sharks don’t hurt people, and sharks don’t want to have to kill people. we taste horrible to...
I love nurse sharks, Miami. . not so much.
Only in god damn miami.
Why do i live here?
Just gettin’ ready for Shark Week, yo.
P.S. SHARK WEEK STARTS AUG. 2nd!!!